Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.