Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Inbreede Jokes More Inbreede Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.