Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.