Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.