What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.