What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.