How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!