How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare