Tune Jokes

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!