Fortunes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Shoot one of them.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
A: The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
Run/CMD
Spartify
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Shoot the first one.
A Moosician!
An algorithm.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because to them it's boring.
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
They're Putin up with it.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
