A start.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
