Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.