Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.