What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.