What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

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