What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!