What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO