What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!