What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end