What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.