Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.