Israel Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

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What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids