What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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A cruiseifixion.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time