What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time