Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".