Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.