Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.