Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.