Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.