Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus