Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7