Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!