Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.