Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.