Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.