Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!