What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!"

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!