What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.