What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...