How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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Namaste

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You're two shellfish."

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.