How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha