Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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A full set of teeth

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha