How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars