How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.