How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.