How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.