What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.