How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants