Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.