Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.