What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'