What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies