What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!