What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.