What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"