What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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Gee U Knit!"

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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A Conquistador!

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."