A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Bernie Sandmaster Flash
Something racist, probably.
Alzheimer, Grandma.
Gee U Knit!"
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
You get Insta-Gram
Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
Keep it up!
Your grandma.
Grandma and grandpa.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Oh na na, what's my name
Gee, you knit
Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
my future grandchildren probably
Grandma monster
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Instragram!
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
He usually flies twice as high.
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
Because seven ate nine.
Because it was charged with battery.
Because you need a soul for that.
Tongue and groove.
House blend.
Hell if I know
Eliphino
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
