What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry