What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)