What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.