What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.