What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne