What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ?

Bette of roses!

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.