What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne