What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!