Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.