Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.