Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.