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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Reddit Community Jokes More Reddit Community Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Bar Joke Jokes More Bar Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!