What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage