What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball