Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima