Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.