Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.