Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels