Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.