The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
A palm tree
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Leaf me alone.
She was emo.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Cut the rope
Cut the rope.