What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.