How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef