What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.