What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror