What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.