9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
From the looks of it, your dad won
They want to look like their mothers.
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
A black rushing
Special teams
A: Elephants never forget.
Bing fwong dong 9/11
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
It means urine business.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
American Snipper
